BBDB Easter Treats 4.8.12

Tohrment
Wishing Happy Easter to my Brothers Zsadist, Phury, Rhage, Murhder, Wrath, Vishous, Vhayne, Darius, and Phearsom


Rhage
Where's my candy mother fucker?


Tohrment
[Slaps Rhag_ upside the head] What...are you two? [clears throat] I left everyone candy in their rooms.

Rhage
*jumps up from my chair* For real? You gave me candy. *runs for the stairs* I'm so going to chomp on a chocolate bunny ass.


Tohrment
[pops a Marshmallow Peep in my mouth and wonder if Rhage will ever grow up] Mmm, I love peeps.


Rhage
*shouts out loud as I see my candy* Look at the size of that chocolate bunny. *rips the cellophane off and chomps off it's tail walks into the foyer holding my huge bunny and chocolate melted all over my mouth* Where's MY peeps?


Tohrment
[Walks somberly to Phury's room, I leave him a basket of assorted truffles from the Croghan Candy Kitchen, whispering] Be well my Brother.

[looks in horror as Murhder picks something off the floor and eats it.] That wasn't a chocolate egg, M. That was a Phearsom nugget


Vishous
[wanders past Rhage, gloved hand scooping up some Jelly Belly's as I head for coffee] S'up fucker?


Rhage
*punches you squarely in the shoulder* Give them back, fucker. Get your own candy.


Vishous
[takes the hit, laughing as I toss them into my mouth and give a wide grin] Don't get your panties in a wad, there are more, true.

Rhage
*points to your mouth* But those were my favorite. *tries not to cross my arms and pout but, I fail* Those were mine.


Vishous
[smirks, chewing thoughtfully] Want 'em back?


Rhage
*reaches my hand out* Yes!


Vishous
[swallows with a grin] Oops. [gestures around] I'm sure there are plenty of females who can distract you from that craving, feel me?


Rhage
*eyes narrowing to slits* You took what was mine, V. I only share my women, not my food. *growls low*


Vishous
[tosses Hollywood a bag of Hershey's chocolate eggs] Sorry princess.. didn't realize you'd bonded with your fucking candy.


Rhage
*snatches the bag of candies out of the air with flair* They were a present. *unwraps a foiled egg and pops in my mouth* and uh...thanks for the candy. *tosses you a couple of eggs even though it behooves me to do so*

Vishous
[grins, deftly unwrapping a chocolate egg to place at@CoffinGurl's lips]


Tohrment
[pets a sleeping Phearsom and leaves him his Easter Cake]


Phearsom
*wakes up to find http://yfrog.com/mmdt8ooj . Bleats happily and gobbles half of it up. Goes into sugar overdrive. Grabs earlier confiscated bag of fresh sausage balls and races through the woods. Leaves a sausage balls on the porches*

*Gobbles up the treats on @Neanyray13 's porch, bleats a thank you. Leaves an Easter sausage ball on the door mat...scampers off* #BBDB